All posts by Neochromatic

(in 10 words or less)

INVADER: Really, really mediocre. Nice icon though.

PROPHET: My heart fills with rage when heavy slash misses.

WITNESS: Surprisingly weak. Wish it was stronger.

ARTISAN: My soul shatters every time my summons die.

VESTIGE: Clone fight PTSD.

VISITOR: The cooler Bloxxer.

SUBJECT: Lightning spam or spamming E. No in-between.

DREAMER: I still have nightmares from endless timeless.

PARTING: Undisputed champion. Easy Lover makes things easy.

EQUINOX: Clunky moves, but amazing after getting used to it.

BLOXXER: Agonizingly slow. +1 for funny stunlock combos.

HOT RASH: You'd think an extra gun would be a buff.

HELLION: I really don't get the appeal. Sorry.

BUFFOON: Silly. See Dreamer's summary.

what did i miss?

Enjoy!

Planck

Crushing, Crumbling, Compacting - Minuscule

Calyxes

Blooming, Bursting, Building - Discordant Melody

Hypoxic

Breathing In, Breathing Out, Breathing Air - Heaven-sent

(in 10 words or less)

HALT - Stops time. That's it.

STAR - Like Halt, but short.

DIVE - Like Halt, but long. Also, DIO.

GOLD - Superhot 2.

OMIT - It just works.

ZERO - Mediocre without overclock.

RULE - it's just a heavily watered down Omit.

IRIS - Really cool, but kind of disappointing.

UNDO - Rewind time! Kinda weird how it can Reroll enemy spawns.

GATE - Undo but awful.

MOOD - Man, I love soccer. And insane combos.

DUST - Undo but slightly worse.

RUSH - Be like Dream and cheat while doing a speedrun.

ZION - You use it get Bloxxer and forget about it. Underrated.

PATH - one of the tempos ever

MASS - Path but a lot better.

SWAP - The most mediocre tempo, ever.

DIRT - Great! Now I can hear Parting's punt in Stereo!

RAIL - Get out of jail free card! Also, free clone!

DISC - If you don't cry when clones get killed, you're heartless

CLIP - Very boring tempo.

LOCH - The second coolest tempo.

HOME - You use this with Hellion and die trying.

ANTI - The coolest tempo.

PAGE - Rest in peace, uuhhh.wav

CAST - Old Swap. Also, spam & glitched copies.

CELL - Mass, but reversed.

TEAR - omit 2 has been announced

SAND - You thought this was the best tempo at one point.

WORD - Surprisingly good.

HINT - Great on paper, boring in practice. Just use normal Page.

JUMP - The true greatest tempo.

Click.

WhooooOooooOoooo.

Bwooosh.

Swish Swish Swish.

Whew Fsssh.

Tic Tic Tic Bwooawaw.

Thunk. Thunk Thunk.

Fsh.

Click.

WhooooOooooOoooo.

Bwooosh.

Whew Fsssh.

Wooosh Clang.

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Whewh. Thooonk.

Fsh.

Click.

WhooooOooooOoooo.

Bwooosh.

Bwoon Bwoon Zwaaaaawaaaw Bwom.

Zwa Zwe Zwon. Zwa Zwe Zwon.

Fsh.

Click.

WhooooOooooOoooo.

Bwooosh.

Swish Swish Swish.

"I don't think I like being a normal enemy."

Chk Chk.