Artisan

Equinox + OC word with bad AI teammates that died vs a parting, 2 artisans, and a witness

I survived for like 2 rounds after that

Artisan fits with this song you can't change my mind

You know what? I'm TIRED of Ronin Alpha parrying ALL of my attacks. So... I got an idea! What about Artisan and OC zero huh?

BEHOLD!!!!!!

SOMETHING NO BOSS HAVE SEEN!

(My server started lagging. I also jumped Resident mind and the others with this.)

Okay okay I got bored and decided to post some stupid headcanons I made.. I got lazy so I didn't draw today

- Invader

1) smells like matcha

2) loves matcha

3) eats matcha

4) dreams of matcha

- Artisan

1) is waterproof

2) can draw,,because ARTisan get it?

3) Every limb is basically detachable

4) Can mimic sounds ex: cat meowing, duck quacking, fish noises

- Ronin Alpha

1) can't swim

2) Can fish

3) Can cook fish

4) very good at fishing games

Ok I'm finished maybe more soon ig

Invader;

I spit on my enemies:

Any tempo, Seconds/minutes difficulty

You can only fight with the “Splatter” upgrade. Other upgrades can be chosen, though any attacks other than splatter (empower doesn’t count) cannot be used.

Prophet:

Power of regeneration (OC rail required)

Seconds/minutes/hours difficulty

First, you need both the Heart of Steel and tremble in my presence. Alternatively, mind of steel will also work. You must fight, only with regeneration.

Witness:

Bob the builder gaming:

Any tempo, seconds/minutes difficulty

Gain the builders trowel. Now, you must beat the game. Other upgrades are allowed, but you can only use the builders trowel.

Artisan:

Sentries? Who needs those?

Any tempo, seconds/minutes difficulty

Acquire the combo strike ability. This is your only means of fighting, though you can acquire other upgrades such as the stinger drone. Now beat the game.

Drone supremacy:

Any tempo, seconds/minutes/hours difficulty

Acquire either the striker drone or stinger drone. That’s your entire means of fighting. Other upgrades are allowed.

So which one should I do first?

INVADER / CLOCK STRINGS

- Their blades come from in between his wrist and palm, the handle being attached by strings of flesh which lack nerves

- His smell is very accute, which allows him to sometimes rely on that whenever his sight is not viable

- Being the tallest, they like to make fun of everyone's height

PROPHET / DOOMDESTINE

- His eyes all over his limbs don't hurt as much as his regular eyes, but they still hurt a shit ton if you poke them

- Whenever he sees the future, his eyes start glowing in a blue light

- He's not as strong as he looks, as he wasn't much of a fighter during the time he was a king, he only learned some skills via observing his soldiers fight

WITNESS / RAIN OVER DAWN

- People have confused his ukelele for a guitar due to how massive it is, also led to someone making a "toxic gossip train" joke when they found out

- Playing the ukelele helps calm him down and relieve him of some of his traumas

- He doesn't talk verbally a lot of the time as he struggles to form coherent sentences, so he communicates non-verbally

ARTISAN / MYTH-A-WEAVE

- It can speak morse code, except no one it has every met can speak or translate it, they can understand english though

- All of their 6 eyes "blink"(or well flash off for a few miliseconds) individually

- A lot of people are impressed at how Myth-A-Weave can build turrets and robots out of it's own code

VESTIGE / TRICKSHOT

- Has sightly poor depth perception, which is fixed with contact lens that gives his singular eye the ability to have depth perception

- Trickshot loves listening to breakcore and metal rock music, only a few of The Guilty members knew about this before they all died

- In private he deeply misses The Guilty as they basically were family towards eachother, he even has fairly frequent nightmares of them.

VISITOR / ZERONIL

- The drill does infact act like an umbrella, however Zeronil almost never uses it as he is fond of the rain, only uses it in very heavy rain

- The least talkitive of the hosts, he enjoys the silence and gets very pissed off is someone disrupts the silence

- Zeronil doesn't need to sleep, however he likes to sleep anyways

SUBJECT / RIDDLE MAJOR

- The gas mask is from him having so many scars on his face which were from experiments before he escaped

- The experiment Riddle Major suffered through were so bad it fucked up his body so much

- If he could, he would 100% try and experiment on the other hosts, to which all of them would explicitly say no to

PARTING / MISTERESQUE & EASY LOVER

- Easy Lover is a girl because Misteresque is transmasc, and often has identity issues

- Misteresque and Easy Lover treat each other as siblings, with Easy being the "older" one and Misteresque being the "younger" one

- The Parting both have Russian accents, and it's very obvious

DREAMER / WHITESPACE

- Whitespace can play Rush E on his piano, same with Resident Mind

- Having constant nightmares, Whitespace has a very hard time sleeping, not wanting to have another nightmare of what he has robbed the world of

- Has started showing cracks all over body due to extreme guilt and shame

WILL DO EXTRA HOSTS LATER

Ill do the bonus hosts later

Also have this doodle of the parting

So I just got Subject on mobile. I used Turbocharge Artisan with Overclocked Zero, and it was incredibly easy. I never even got half health. I'll probably try to get the Jump tempo next time, considering how easily I got Subject.

Cause I still don't know canon lore

headcanons

Invader

• He was once mistaken for Parting because of the color.

• One time, he was called a twink.

• He calls everybody a shortie and makes fun of their height cause he's the tallest.

Prophet

• The armor makes him look stronger than he actually is, and it decreases his speed as it's heavy.

• He has anorexia nervosa.

• The Lost Lancer from his "Awaken, My Servant" ability was a friend from before his fate was sealed.

Witness

• He was mistakenly called a robot by some hosts.

• "Hey is that a guitar" "No it's a ukulele get it right"

• Vestige jokingly calls Witness "Thor" and "Zeus" after watching him use his "Smite" ability

Artisan

• Nobody knows why its name is Myth-A-Weave.

• It's sometimes referred to with he/him pronouns by mistake.

• Everyone is impressed watching a robot spawn turrets and fighters out of nowhere.

Vestige

• He jokingly calls himself a cowboy when asked what he is.

• His depth perception is screwy due to only having one eye, yet he can shoot down all his targets with his eye closed.

• There's holes in his cabin due to shooting practice.

• Did I mention he talks in his sleep?

Oh yeah everybody has their own cabins cause if they have to sleep in the same room they'll lose it

Not gonna sugarcoat it

Tutorial: How to get Subject

MENU:

1: Enable Multiplayer mode via the button with the symbol below

2: Choose either the Artisan or Visitor (If you have Parting, Drifter or Dreamer choose those instead)

3: Choose the difficulty Seconds (Minutes on mobile)

4: For the tempos, choose Halt as it is an all-rounder (or Gold OC if you’re using Dreamer)

5: Click Play

GAMEPLAY

1: For Visitor, start the game by choosing upgrades which either buff your laser or drill.

2: For Artisan, pick upgrades that buff your turret like Turret Mk2

3: For Dreamer, pick Signature Move (if possible or just choose the best move you think will help)

4: Drifter and Parting are good without upgrades so choose those that you think will benefit your gameplay

5a: Make sure to keep your distance at all times as you’re recommended to be a support unit (Drifter or Parting users may skip this)

5b: Use your tempo when need be.

6: For the enemy “players”, do as much damage to them as possible before killing the boss

7: For Equinox, stay out of range of his tornado

8: For Bloxxerman, snipe him from afar (Drifter users may melee him) and rely on your teammates to kill him when he’s in his final stage

9: For Ronin Alpha, dodge the giant noob’s attacks and target Ronin instead of the Dummies

10: For Resident Mind’s first stage, do the same thing as you do with Bloxxerman.

11: For Resident Mind’s second stage, use your tempo and spam your moves against him

12: Beat the game and get Subject

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Idk if this is just my broken af humour...

But when Artisan parries, i like to imagine he just said "no u"